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Tiesto @ Victoria Park, London on Friday July 31st.
25,000 people. Tiesto, Calvin Harris and the Sneaky Sound System in a park. Brill.

The Official Tiesto After Party @ The Ministry of Sound, London on Friday Friday July 31st.
Pushca and a little lady down in Brixton started the capital’s plusher parties back in the day – Craig Richards with Seb Fontaine continued the vibe with Malibu Stacey and his Wembley warehouse parties. Then Kinki Malinki came along. If you like fancy pants, nice dresses and Choo heels and a sumptous mix of funky, soulful house – here is your dream Saturday night on the tiles. Funkerman, D.O.N.S., Prok & Fitch, Rasmus Faber and CJ Mackintosh present you with the grooves. Unmissable.

Circus @ Po Na Na, Norwich on Saturday August 1st.
Shit city. Really shit actually. The last time I went there I got thumped for asking a guy for the time. That’s dads for you. Anyway, tonight sees The Bassmonkeys ripping up the House. By the way, in 1096, Herbert de Losinga, the Bishop of Thetford, began the construction of Norwich Cathedral. The chief building material for the Cathedral was limestone, imported from Caen in Normandy. To transport the building stone to the cathedral site, a canal was cut from the river all the way up to the east wall. Just thought you like to know.

Slide @ The Terrace Bar, Brixton, London on Saturday August 1st.
Want to hear the best in current House music? Take a tip from me, Saturday down in South London with Justin Robertson is all you need.

Gatecrasher, Birmingham on Saturday August 1st.
Roger Sanchez. Two words, all you need.

High Tide @ Runaround, Southampton on Saturday August 1st.
One of the best DJs on the house places fantastic records in your ears – welcome Spencer Parker.

The Bristol Turntable Awards @ Lab on Sunday August 2nd,
Shit.

‘So Balearic’ @ Playa D’En  Bossa, Ibiza on Monday August 3rd.
You wanna  holiday party? Look no further, Circo Loco in da house midday ’til midnight. 8 DJs, a swimming pool, changing areas and…DJs Luciano, Dani Casarano, Clive Hnery, Dan Ghenacia, Mirko Loko and Lee Van Dowski.