(And It Ain’t In Your Back Yard)
Friday December 11th
Kill Em All 6th Birthday @ The Ministry of Sound
What a way to start a perfect weekend for The Ministry. A DJ set from The Chemical Brothers, Hercules and Love Affair live, Riton, Filthy Dukes, Stopmakinme, Boy 8-Bit – and loads more. Miss this and you’re a prick.
Friday December 11th
D:Fused @ Club Havana, Leicester
Boof boof boof boof. Hard dance with Andy Farley who I heard on the grapevine the other day has a rather large cock.
Friday December 11th
The 107 Club, Crawley
Oh bless his cotton socks. Boy George in the house.
Friday December 11th
The Gallery @ The Ministry of Sound, London.
Two words. Paul fucking Oakenfold. Oh that’s three…
Friday December 11th
The Queens, Primrose Hill, London.
Costa’s Birthday party – I am there with bells on.
Friday December 11th
Bugged Out and Eat Your Own Ears @ The Coronet, London.
Great venue. Great promoters. Great line up. Friendly Fires live, The Invisible live. Michael Mayer, Shit Robot, Motor City Drum Ensemble, the Hot Chip DJs and Wild Geese. Massive.
Saturday December 12th
‘Colour’ vs ‘Tribal Sessions’ @ Sankeys, Manchester.
A no brainer. It’s been a while since real underground music has shook the rafters like it did for the first ‘Colour’ at Sankeys. Liebing, Surgeon and Bas Mooy all left a lasting impression that has cemented Techno directly into the heartland of Manchester clubbing. Well get your winter coat off and onto a peg and move on up in the presence of Dave Clarke, Technasia, Greg Vickers, Jozef K and Ed Mackie. Whoop the whoop.
Saturday December 12th
The Escape Club Christmas Party, Swansea
Lisa Lashes getting her knockers out.
Saturday December 12th
Ultra Gatecrasher, Nottingham
Paul Van Dyk ensuring a roadblock. Toot toot.
Saturday December 12th
Queer Nation – The Birthday ! Union, Vauxhall, London
Calling all wufters. The best gay night in town hosted by promoter king Patrick Lilley getting ready for a big one.