Twilo@ Pacha, London on Friday August 28th.
Probably a load of bollocks cashing in on the New York name to bring in the punters. Why promoters bring in DJs from far flung places that costs so much money in today’s climate is anyone’s guess. So, hey, clubbers roll up your sleeves for DJ Shuey Aurora from The Warung Beach Club in Brazil tonight.
The Gallery presents The Tiesto After Party @ The Ministry of Sound on Friday August 28th.
Is Tiesto playing? No. Is DJ Frase? Oh, yes he is.
Tranzaction @ L2, Truro, Cornwall on Friday August 28th.
I love the way people fall from grace. One minute you are top of the charts all around the world, the next, you’re earning a crust in dumpits. Truro massive, get ready to rumble – it’s Adamski in the house.
The Underworld on Friday August 28th.
This gaff’s press release states that “The Underworld has played host to concerts by such big name artists as Alabama 3, At The Drive-In, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Cranberries, Crazytown, The Datsuns, Everlast, Frank Black, Hole, James, Kristin Hersh, J Mascis, The Offspring, Placebo, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Reef, Sepultura, Sheryl Crow, Silverchair, Slash’s Snakepit, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Stereo MC’s, Suede, The Darkness and The Von.” I would rather eat shit out of a box of rotting maggots than spending my money at this dump. Anyway, Rodnesy is having his birthday here tonight.
Bonkers @ K2, Bradford on Friday August 28th
Any club that asks us to ‘dress to impress’ can fuck right off. Oh. Sorry. MC Tom Zanetti is hosting. What a pile of cow dung.
Licked 2nd Birthday @ The Whitehouse, London on Saturday August 29th
House music all night long. Seamus Haji in the mix.
Up My Mum’s Bum Hole @ The Warehouse, Clacton-on-Sea on Saturday August 29th.
Had to put this in, just for the name alone. Tunes are apparently “dark and dirty”.
