What’s The Best Night Out You’ve ever Had?
You really haven’t lived until you’ve had an entire colonel family bucket to yourself, then its on to maccy d’s for one of their cream egg McFlurrys… yum!
What’s Your Favourite Club?
Well obviously its hard to look past your staple orange club, guaranteed winner every time, although the plain chocolate ones have probably never received the credit they deserve. But i’d have to single out the mint Viscount as an all time personal favorite, one of the finest chocolate covered biscuits of its generation, a timeless classic.
What’s Your Favourite Record Of All-time?
Miles Davis ‘Bitches Brew’. Dark, brooding, progressive, terrifying. Well ‘ard.
What Record Can’t You Stand?
Miles Davis ‘Bitches Brew’. Incessant aimless muso-noodle wankery, too rock for jazz, too jazz for rock.
What Record Did You Lose Your Virginity Too?
Olivia Newton-Johns ‘(I Wanna Get) Physical.’ I’ve never quite managed to shake-off the conviction that she made that record solely for my gratification. Ahead of its time, if nothing else.
What Was The Last Record You Bought?
Miles Davis ‘Bitches Brew’.
Name Three Of Your Biggest Influences…..
Barometric pressure, climate change, Plump DJ’s.
Who Would Play You In ‘Chris Carter’ The Movie’
The deaf mute bastard lovechild of Richard Whitely and Richard Stillgoe.
What’s Your Dream?
I’m really bursting for the loo, but like, all the cubicle doors are locked, so i sort of, you know, cross my legs and squeeze really hard, but i can’t hold on any longer and then… oh dear, i’ve said too much.
How Do You Escape?
Usually the gorgeous-assistant-french-kiss-passes-key-to-padlock routine. You can’t beat the classics.
What Is Your Favourite Possession?
The orginal ‘Exorcist’ film has never been bettered in my opinion. Ave Satani.
What Is Your Life Philosophy?
After you.
What’s In Your Pockets?
Some gum, £1.39 in change, my pocket billiards set.
If You Were An Animal, What Animal and Why?
Probably a dog – docile, stupid, friendly when I get to know you, but will bite when poked with a stick.
You Are Having A Party, Whom Dead Or Alive Is On The Guest List?
My friends, who for the most part are thankfully still alive. For the time being at least.
When Was The Last Time You Embarrassed Yourself?
I can’t remember… probably the last time i opened my mouth.
Tell Us Something That We Don’t Know About ‘Chris Carter’
I stole a packet of strawberry Fruitella from WHSmiths when i was 9.
Record Records (or REC) is the label jointly set up and run by Chris Carter and JHz, with an intention of drawing the best from the many diverse strands of electronic/DJ music whilst avoiding any association of genre.
