What’s your favourite club?
Nine iron.
What’s your favourite record of all time?
Beard of bees.
What record can’t you stand?
Pegs on faces.
What record did you loose your virginity to?
Olympic 4x100m relay.
What was the first record that you bought?
’Happy Talk’ by Captain Sensible and Theme from Monkey by Godeigo and ‘Love’s Theme’ by Love Unlimited Orchestra.
What was the last record that you bought?
Esther Phillips – ‘Capricorn Princess’
Name your three biggest influences?
circa ’81 Francois k9 he’s the dogs. Trevor M (the original basement dj).Kelv’s record collection.
What’s your poison?
Arsenic.
Who would play you in ‘Soul Mekanik’ the movie?
Bruce Lee & Stan Laurel.
What’s your dream?
To escape.
How do you escape?
We dream.
What is your favourite possession?
Our ears.
What’s your greatest passion other than music?
The reds.
What / Who makes you laugh?
Politicians make us laugh.
When was the last time you committed a crime?
Today.
What is your life philosophy?
Don’t take advice.
What is the best piece of advice that you have been given?
Don’t sit down with an egg in your pocket.
What is in your pockets?
£3.20 and an egg.
If you were an animal what animal would you be and why?
Kelv would be a goldfish for memory improvement and Danny would be a sloth to speed things up.
You are having a party whom, dead or alive is on the guest list?
John Peel + 1, Melle Mel + 5, Lee Marvin , Ari Up + 1,Debbie Harry, Buddha + 4 , Eric Morecambe, The Shangri La’s , Roxanne Shante, Bruce Lee, Sally James Kenny Dalglish, Shuggie Otis, Ken Kesey, Spy (the man with 1000 moves),Paul Klipsch, Duncan Goodhew, Os Mutantes, Balearic Mike + 27.
When was the last time that you embarrassed yourself?
At the above party.
Tell us something that we don’t know about Soul Mekanik?
We have synthetic eyelids.
