Deepgroove are Lee Pattison & Grayson Shipley

What’s The Best Night Out You’ve ever Had?
Unfortunately they have blurred in to one big lump of going-out-ness, not unlike putting a whole packet of Opal Fruits in you mouth- it makes your jaw ache, and you’ll dribble a lot, but it’s hilarious.

What’s Your Favourite Club?
L.    Mint (haha)    G.    Orange (hoho)

What’s Your Favourite Record Of All-time?
L.    Highest no. of sexual partners in one sitting for an elderly person

What Record Can’t You Stand?
G.    Highest no. of sexual partners in one sitting for an elderly person

What Record Did You Lose Your Virginity Too?
G. No doubt some mid eighties Goth nonsense; whilst trying to untangle large hair and bullet belts.
L.  You couldn’t really hear any music from inside the paint cupboard, but no doubt it was Grunge or maybe if I was lucky The Wonder Stuff.

What Was The Last Record You Bought?
Thomas Schumacher ‘Heat It Up’

Name Three Of Your Biggest Influences…
1. Getting f**ked in fields. 2. getting f**ked in clubs. 3. f*ckin bass.

Who Would Play You In ‘Deepgroove The Movie’
Christine Aquilera and Brittany Spears in drag.

What’s Your Dream?
L. Every night I end up getting chased and trapped in a giant meringue.
G. mmmm, meringue.

How Do You Escape?
There are some very effective methods, one being a beach, and the other K-Hole, or diving into the hedonistic ‘behind shut doors’ of our weekend warrior friends and joining them at it for a few hours.

What Is Your Favourite Possession?
Our equipment: without it we couldn’t please ourselves, or each other. Ick!

What Is Your Life Philosophy?
Have a smile for everyone, treat people well, stay up forever. This is Grayson’s philosophy, (-basically, being a ponce! (L.)), Lee’s is more in tune with your grotty 11 year old littering, sniggering, name-calling younger brother.

What’s In Your Pockets?
Four hands.

If You Were An Animal, What Animal and Why?
Probably any animal that can lick itself in unusual and stimulating places. Basically, a bisexual autoeroticat.

You Are Having A Party, Whom Dead Or Alive Is On The Guest List?
Like our PLAY nights, everyone is invited. As long as they are willing to c*ck around and make a twat of themselves.

When Was The Last Time You Embarrassed Yourself?
L.    Unfortunately got caught putting a pill up my bum on the tube by an old lady
G.    I live to embarrass myself, and with the above mentioned behaviour tailing me around it’s not so difficult.

Tell Us Something That We Don’t Know About ‘Deepgroove’
We have an unhealthy collection of jumble, rag & bone and pikey tat from our many excursions into the realms of fancy dress. Current particular favourite is our wind up spindly legged giraffe “Kenneth”.

Deepgroove’s ‘Break Of Dawn’ on TOOLROOM is out very soon.