Tales Of Wrongness
Stories Of Our Clubbing Horrors…

This week, Que Pasa and Mixmag journo Nick Green…

“I was in the Canaries about eight years ago where I met a girl at a club around three in the morning. I’d been on the vodka all day and this girl seemed lovely. We danced and started snogging and when the club closed we walked to the beach and sat at the end of the pier doing what young couples do when they are pissed and on holiday. After a few hours the sun came up. It was only then I noticed, horror of horrors, that she had a glass eye. I thought she’d been staring at me a bit too much – I think I fell into the sea.”