What’s The Best Night Out You’ve ever Had?
That’s easy, a few years ago me and Jim were booked to play in a Spanish restaurant called Desperados’s in Kiev, we played to about 15 locals all sporting glittery tinsel wigs, awesome!
What’s Your Favourite Club?
A nine iron, depends on the hole, ha-ha (sorry).
What’s Your Favourite Record Of All-time?
I can never do this, elevate one record above all the great records that i love so i’ll pick one that would be in my top 10, Carl Craig’s ‘Detroit Experiment’ is certainly worth a mention.
What Record Can’t You Stand?
I live across the road from a club and they always play ‘We Are Family’ by Sister Sledge, every Friday night at around 1:30am. I now hate that record with every sinew in my body.
What Record Did You Lose Your Virginity Too?
I gave up with records, the holes are too small.
What Was The Last Record You Bought?
Oh, i never remember the names of new records i buy until i’ve possessed them for about a year, let me consult my bag….ah yes, picked up a fine compilation of old 80’s electro and disco tracks compiled by DJ Chromeo on Eskimo recordings.
Name Three Of Your Biggest Influences…..
Food, Music and space travel.
Who Would Play You In ‘Crazy P: The Movie’
A young Pacino would be good fun, although the film would be a comedy to anyone who knew me.
What’s Your Dream?
Last night I dreamt NASA were launching their shuttle missions from my home town Keighley, West Yorkshire, you get a really lovely view from the surrounding Pennines.
How Do You Escape?
Through the window.
What Is Your Favourite Possession?
At the moment my I-pod, boring i know but they’re brilliant.
What Is Your Life Philosophy?
No Moet, no show(et).
What’s In Your Pockets?
Nothing, I’m naked from the waist down.
If You Were An Animal, What Animal and Why?
Animals are crap. Most of them only live for about 10 years and those that have a decent live span eat only lettuce… although an elephant might be cool.
You Are Having A Party, Whom Dead Or Alive Is On The Guest List?
All the ladies from my celebrity porn collection, Pamela Anderson, Abi Titmuss, Mimi Mcpherson (Elle’s sis), Jordan and Sally from home and away… oh the things i’d do to you.
When Was The Last Time You Embarrassed Yourself?
I think I’m embarrassing myself right now.
Tell Us Something That We Don’t Know About Chris Todd.
I drink Swedish bitters every day, a disgusting concoction made from the roots of obscure weeds, which can allegedly cure anything. As yet i’ve noticed no change.
Crazy P’s LP ‘A Night on Earth’ is out now on Shiva
