What’s The Best Night Out You’ve ever Had?
My stag do in Benidorm…….. best kept secret!
What’s Your Favourite Club?
Spearmint Rhinos
What’s Your Favourite Record Of All-time?
3 Lions
What Record Can’t You Stand?
Anything by Pete Doherty, useless smack head.
What Record Did You Lose Your Virginity Too?
I’m too sexy by Right Said Fred, the wife loves it!
What Was The Last Record You Bought?
Fabric Live – Krafty Kuts Mix
Name Three Of Your Biggest Influences…..
Slipmatt, Aphrodite, Sy….
Who Would Play You In A Film Of Your Life?
John Holmes in Unknown does Uganda!
What’s Your Dream?
Spurs to win the champions league.
How Do You Escape?
I wake up…
What Is Your Favourite Possession?
My watch, a wedding gift from my wife.
What Is Your Life Philosophy?
Buy now, pay later…..
What’s In Your Pockets?
My hand…
If You Were An Animal, What Animal and Why?
A buffalo, no-one wins against a buffalo.
You Are Having A Party, Whom Dead Or Alive Is On The Guest List?
Alex Fergusson (sports know how), Lady Thatcher (Political monster), George Bush (comedy value), Jack Dee (real comedy value), John Gaunt (radio jock, same values as me).
When Was The Last Time You Embarrassed Yourself? Most days…..
Tell Us Something That We Don’t Know About Dj Unknown……..
I was born with six toes on each foot and 2 noses, luckily with ground breaking technological breakthroughs, they managed to remove unwanted tissue and add it to another part of my body…… let’s just say the wife loves it!.
