Weirdest Story of 2008
Well let’s be honest, there has been a lot. But this story that broke just a few weeks ago takes some beating. Two girls who work at a KFC joint in America turning a sink into a ‘hot tub’ late at night in the restaurant and posing for photos in their underwear and then posting them on My Space. And then getting the sack.
Biggest wanker of 2008
Oh take your pick, Jonathan Ross, Laurence Hamilton, Christian Ronaldo, Jeremy Clarkson… the list goes on and on…
Best Record of 2008
Step up my main man, Mr Eric Prydz. A beautiful house record that nearly got lost two years ago when it went down like a tonne of shit the first time he played it out.
My Most Embarrassing Story out in clubland in 2008
Waking up in the lobby at the Pacha Hotel at 8am on the floor – whilst the cleaners vacuumed around me. Going up to a DJ at ‘secretsundaze’ and asking a particular DJ to play ‘True’ by Spandau Ballet so I could snog a girl. Getting turned away from Koko in Camden because I had a suit on. Oh shit, that’ll do…
Best Club of 20008
‘We Love’ at Space in Ibiza, by a fucking hundred miles.
Worst promoter of 2008
Madders from Sundissentia. A total cock.
Best photo on your mobile whilst out clubbing this year?
Best promoter of 2008
London’s Paul Stix – Get Loaded, Turnmills (RIP), Lock n’ Load, Koko…a legend. And Pacha’s Danny Whittle just behind him. Great to see two Brits showing the world what hard work can do.
Best film of 2008
James Bond – ‘Quantum of Solace’ and the new Batman film ‘Dark Knight’ was great too.
Which two female celebrities would I really want to share, er, an evening with?
Footballer Peter Crouch’s bird Abbey Clancy and the one and only Miss Cheryl Cole. My cock e have looked like it had gone through a cheese grater.
Best footballer of 2008?
Ronaldo, reluctantly admitted.
Favourite snapshots of 2008
Wacko Jacko and Pete Burns’ lips…
What did I think of the result of X-Factor?
Perfect. A superstar has arrived…shit Christmas Number One though.”
Best band of 2008?
Not a band, but Jay Z at Glastonbury was cool. The Killers were great live, Kings of Leon superb, Dizzee was a cracker too…”
Best DJ I have seen out and about in 2008?
My dad at the office Christmas Party. Morillo in Miami wasn’t bad either.
