Two Decades of Dance Music From Around The Planet Under Our Belts
The Countries That Have Twisted Our Melons Man
The Hits
England
For bringing us rave culture – it changed everything, the M25 would never have been so fun…
America
Where it all began, Chicago, Detroit and New York we bow down to you – you started a rollercoaster dudes…
Spain
Ibiza, need we go on?
The Netherlands
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Singapore
A brilliant place to party as it’s so safe and there are so many new clubs sprouting up – but Zouk is still one of the best venues in the world, DJs just love it here
Germany
The finest label, club night and DJ in the world – Sven Vath and his Cocoon baby take a bow
Japan
Technology technology technology. Last night a SL1200 saved my life
France
Just for the DJs. Garnier, Guetta, CN2C, Sinclar, Dimitri – uber cool
Italy
Great looking girls, great food and weather, oh, and the nightclub Tenax in Florence – the most beautiful club in the world. With a wine cellar to die for
Brazil
The Warung Beach Club. Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean, probably the most amazing tropical paradise venue you will ever see. Dripping in Bali style, every major DJ wants to play here
The Shits
England
Graham Gold
Columbia
For making us paranoid in clubs, making our cocks turn tiny and emptying our bank balances
America
Baseball caps. You have Jay-Z, we get Dave Pearce
Spain
The Ibiza foam party. Well that’s a nice two hundred quid down the drain then.
Sweden
What’s all that Swedish snuff all about on the dancefloor?
Dubai / France
Take your pick. Rich wankers, girls who just want coke, cock and a nice frilly dress. I would rather spend a night in Coventry
Wales
Oh you taffs. England, Ireland and Scotland have been doing so very well, you really have let the side down
Japan
Technology technology technology. Vinyl RIP
Thailand
For not being entirely sure what gender you’re getting when you take some good looking person back from a club
Luxembourg
Name me one big club in this country – although saying that, the last time I saw Graham Gold’s passport, there were loads of ‘Lux’ stamps in it.
