Uppers & Downers
What’s hip and shit all over the shop…

Madonna’s ‘Private Fashion Collection Show’ next February at The Old Truman Brewery in Eeeeeeeeest Landan. You stunk at Cardiff, but if I can get my hands on your ‘Open Your Heart’ black number with the gold tassier bustier I shall retire a very, very happy man.

Owning dogs. The biggest pain in the fucking arse – ever.

The new Streets stuff. Brilliant as always Mike dude – even if you did try and nick my girl in Ibiza…

You Tube’s – www.tinyurl.com/2bwu5q for the James Brown fans and www.tinyurl.com/6zt2gh for the Aretha fans. This is the sort of music that made us get into this wonderful music world…

Having the best ever weekend of the summer (if you can call it that) at some amazing festivals over the Bank Holiday – thinking it’s all over ’til next year and then realising the mother of them all is coming up. Come on Bestival at Robin Hill this weekend.

Gatecrasher’s 15th Birthday in Sheffield in a couple of weeks with Van Buuren, Corsten and co. I can feel the pain in my head already. Not to mention the liver…

People getting excited about Boyzone switching on the Blackpool illuminations. If I had written a book entitled ‘How To Get A Life’  – it would be in the post to you already.

Milk ‘n’ 2 Sugars at The End in London last weekend with Robbie Rivera, Michael Gray, CJ Mackintosh, Joey Negro et al. Boys – this is how house music should be played, and played, and played.

The Shapeshifters ‘In The House’ new mix. Well call me an old fairy, but my house likes nothing better than a bit of an acid house revival. Now where’s my whistle and bandana? G’wan Defected Records…

The punch up at Streets nightclub in Porthcawl, South Wales at the weekend – involving clubbers dressed as Teletubbies. You couldn’t make this shit up.