The Droyds

Andy Chatterley & Richard Norris

What record can’t you stand?
AC – LONGEST TIME WITH A NAIL IN THE HEAD: Robin Hanshaw of Stoke Poges, Bucks, had a one-inch rusty nail stuck between his ear and eye for 22 years.
RN – Small Faces ‘Ogden’s Nut Flake’ Its got a round cover so it keeps falling over.

What record did you loose your virginity to?
AC – None of your business
RN – I’ll let you know when it happens

What was the first record that you bought?
AC – Squeeze ‘Cool 4 Cats’
RN – The Sweet ‘ Ballroom Blitz’

What was the last record that you bought?
AC – The Very Best of YES
RN – Some Get Physical German discoid platter

Name your three biggest influences?
AC – Wine , Country & Western
RN – Sun, Sea and Sex

What’s your poison?
AC – Arsenic
RN – London

Who would play you in ‘Droyd’s’ the movie?
AC – Christopher Walken
RN – Joaquim Phoenix is a dead ringer for my brother, but it would be Vincent Gallo for me,

What’s your dream?
AC – Crocodiles
RN – I can fly

How do you escape?
AC – Out the back door
RN – Nick the keys while the guards sleeping

What is your favourite possession?
AC – My dog
RN – I don’t own things

What’s your greatest passion other than music?
AC – Sex or wine
RN – Candy and Minty

What / Who makes you laugh?
AC – Bush and the Neo Cons
RN – Papa Lazaru

When was the last time you committed a crime?
AC – I have no taillight in my car

What is your life philosophy?
AC – Similar to Schopenhauer

What is the best piece of advice that you have been given?
AC – Take your own advice

What is in your pockets?
AC – Nothing

If you were an animal what animal would you be and why?
AC – Frog, couldn’t say why really

You are having a party whom, dead or alive is on the guest list?
AC – Pete Burns, Petula Clark and CNN correspondent Bob Mcnamarra

When was the last time that you embarrassed yourself?
AC – About an hour ago