Tony Thomas

Heard any good rumours lately?
I heard about a dutch DJ with inflatable shoes that died during his set. He popped his clogs.

What’s the best night out you’ve ever had?
No best night, more like many equally amazing nights. Recently, the “Very Nice Party” in Podgorica, Montenegro last December.  Very silly indeed.

What’s your favourite club?
Lifehouse, Sophia, Bulgaria.

What’s your favourite record of all time?
Don’t have one favourite, I like too many.

What record can’t you stand?
Again I dislike too many to mention one alone .

What record did you loose your virginity to?
Wasn’t listening to a record. Was more preoccupied with trying to actually get it in!

What was the first record that you bought?
Judy Teen – Cockney Rebel

What was the last record that you bought?
One by U&I on Freak & Chic

What’s you favourite record shop?

Name your three biggest influences?
1.Sex 2.Drugs 3.Music

What’s your poison?

Who would play you in ‘Tony Thomas’ the movie?
Arnold Schwarzenegger or Jimmy Saville.

What’s your dream?
In the dream there’s rice pudding filled slippers in the fridge, and I can see naked women in the distance, but the harder I try to run towards them to get a good look, the more frustratingly difficult it becomes to actually run. Gaaagh. Anyway the women capture me and I have to keep fertilising them like in that Carry On film, but it does get a bit much after a while.

How do you escape?
Sid James and Hatty Jakes come and save me.

What is your favourite possession?
My penis.

What’s your greatest passion other than music?

What / Who makes you laugh?
I find most stuff in life quite silly. Socks, broccoli, donkeys etc.

When was the last time you committed a crime?
Just now. Oops and again.

What is your life philosophy?
Never hurt another being.

What is the best piece of advice that you have been given?
Shut up and listen.

What is in your pockets?
Some fluff.

If you were an animal what animal would you be and why?
A domestic house cat – a very relaxed and pampered  life all round I would say, if you are prepared to forgo the fact that you can’t choose when to eat. Being a bacteria might be interesting for a bit too.

You are having a party whom, dead or alive is on the guest list?
Pete Burns & his cronies would not be on my guest list as I don’t really know them that well, but my close friends & family would be on the list, as I would usually have to pay for them anyway, so I would save a bob or two there.

When was the last time that you embarrassed yourself?
Just now. I trumped. The vicar is here.

Tell us something that we don’t know about Tony Thomas?
I like fire engines and cheese.