Spotlight at Vanilla, Windsor on Friday May 1st.
Brand new night about to sweep the nation featuring cool house music, R&B and touches from the underground at one of the most beautiful venues in the south of England. Welcome the beautiful duo of Kellie Acreman and Lisa Unique plus Windsor homeboys Martin Madigan and Simon Leigh.
Fruity Antics @ The Thekla, Bristol on Friday May 1st.
Great boat swaying on the riverside Bristol. This Friday sees Leeds’ Ralph Lawson stepping up. Shit name for a night though.
S.L.A.G. Fetish May Ball, Friday May 1st.
@ The Rainbow Warehouse, Birmingham
Huh?
Audio @ The Shoe, Durham on Friday May 1st.
Who calls their club The Shoe? Anyway the masters Riley And Durrant are in da house.
‘Two On Tour’ Album Launch @ Matter, London on Saturday May 2nd.
Special night down at London’s new superclub with Miss Kittin and The Hacker performing a live show to celebrate the launch of their new album ‘Two’. This is their only London date and they’re joined on stage by Canadian electro powerhouse MSTRKRFT who’ll be giving us a preview of the new album ‘Fist of God’. Jesus, wouldn’t fancy that up my arse…
House Rules @ Plan B, London on Saturday May 2nd.
Norman Jay spinning the gems. Also on the bill will be Cream Ibiza resident Gareth Wyn and Umberton Giannini and loads of cool London DJs down in The Basement. Last year’s Norman Jay appearance at Plan B was a roadblock. Strange place to have the decks, but there you go.
Hed Kandi @ The Syndicate on Saturday May 2nd.
Loads of pissed up birds and blokes on stag/hen nights raving to classic house.
Frolic & Toko @ The Suki Club, Bournemouth on Saturday May 2nd.
Stonebridge splashing up the cool house grooves.
Asot @ The Carling Academy, Glasgow on Saturday May 2nd.
Armin Van Buuren shoveling out the trance.
Suju, Swindon on Sunday May 3rd.
I fucking hate Swindon. It’s like driving into death. However, this looks like fun, if for some reason you live in Swindon or are visiting some sad twat at college. Breaks, old skool, R&B and house via the Utah Saints, Andre Dolsign and Danny Unkut. Wondering whether Danny Unkut has really long hair?
Chuff Chuff presents Sex, Lies and Scandal – The Politician and the Call Girl Sunday May 10th
At a secret South West seaside.
God I hope this isn’t in Weston Super Mare. Birmingham’s finest return for another hedonistic party with a truly glamorous, dressed up crowd. It’s all glamour and glitz at Chuff Chuff – look out for recently signed ‘The Girls of Miss Moneypenny’s’ performing alongside DJs Jim Shaft Ryan, ATFC, Prok & Fitch, Filthy Rich, John Kelly, Blocko, Nicky Holloway and two other live performances from Lisa Millett and Hanna C. Who I bet are dead fit. Sunday May 10th, 3pm-7am, only 1000 tickets up for grabs
