Wellies and sunscreen.
Get there as early as you can.
Find a good camping spot. Near the toilets and next to a fence aren’t good…
A sleeping bag from Millets & Black.
Loads of water for the tent and johnnies, in my case extra small.
A torch – finding your tent at silly o’clock is a fucker.
For the girls, baby wipes.
Back to the tent situation, stick a flag on your tent – the bigger the better – and preferably a glow in the dark one.
Put the alarm on your phone, you don’t want to miss anyone.
Loads of billy riddle but stick up ’em up yer arse on the way in.
Take a radio for the on site station
A bar-be-que, burgers and sausages
Shit roll.
Insect spray
Ear plugs for when you do eventually crash there is nothing worse than hearing people in the next tent getting it on – unless that’s what you’re into.
An umbrella incase your tent gets nicked.
Disposable camera.
Bin bags to put your wellies in – in case it rains.
Gaffa tape in case you rip your tent shagging.
A bucket – your own personal toilet.
Booze and plastic cups.
Sunglasses.
Imodium – perfect for Festy Day two and you won’t have to go to the loo.
Charge your phone before you go.
Throat lozenges cos’ you know you’re gonna scream and sing and shout!
Another one for the girls, Batiste Dry Shampoo.
A funny hat
A lilo for your tent
Park your car somewhere it’s not going to get clogged in the mud if it rains
Make new friends
Go and watch a band you haven’t seen before.
Get fucking wrecked.