Q. Heard any good rumours lately?
A. Osama Bin Laden is squatting somewhere in Camberwell.   
Q. What’s the best night out you’ve ever had?
A. I’m hoping I haven’t had it yet. 
Q. What’s your favourite club?
A.  My flat when I have a house party !
Q. What’s your poison?
A. Good white wine, quality whiskey.
Q. What’s your favourite record of all time?
A. The Soosh album by Skunk Anansie 
Q. What record can’t you stand?
A. I’m not really big on folk music to be honest, but apart from that, I’m quite open minded. 
Q. What record did you lose your virginity to?
A. The Aladdin Sane album by David Bowie
Q. What was the last record that you bought?
A. “The Man Comes Around”  the last album recorded by Johnny Cash before he died.   
Q. Name your three biggest influences.
A. God, weed, music.
Q. Who would play you in Crispin J Glover the movie?
A. Sean Penn. The only legitimate actor in Hollywood.
Q. What’s your dream? 
A. To make loads of money. It might sound boring, but being broke is even more tedious.
Q. How do you escape?
A. Ganja
Q. What is your favourite possession? 
A. My flat.
Q. What/who makes you laugh?
A. Richard Pryor, life in general.
Q. When was the last time you committed a crime?
A Right now; I’m smoking a joint.
Q. What is your life philosophy?
A. Never do anything out of fear, i.e stay in a boring job or bad relationship, because you think you won`t find anything better.  And never think you know it all, stay open to new ideas; and finally keep a bit of childish spontaneity in your life, it keeps you young!
Q. What is in your pockets?
A. My wallet, some small change, keys. Nothing very exciting I’m afraid!
Q. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why? 
A.  A lion. No one fucks with a lion!
Q. You are having a party whom, dead or alive, is on the guest list?
A. John Lydon, Jack White, Kurt Cobain, Angelina Jollie, Kate Moss, Kylie, Snoop Dogg, Jesus, The Kray Twins, Oliver Reed, Keith Moon, Oscar Wilde, Keira Knightly & Tyra Banks. Should be quite a good sesh ! 
Q. When was the last time that you embarrassed yourself? 
A. About four weeks ago, at a birthday party. Vodka on an empty stomach, need I say more???
Q. Tell us something that we don’t know about Crispin J Glover?
A. I’ve quit producing house music to play drums in a rock band called STASH.