What’s The Best Night Out You’ve ever Had?
Kevin: “My Grandma’s ninetieth birthday!”
Gary: “Magic Sessions Miami ’98”
What’s Your Favourite Club?
K: “Pacha, Ibiza closely followed by the local bingo hall.”
G: “The Cross, London”
What’s Your Favourite Record Of All-time?
K: “The Beatles – ‘Yesterday’.”
G: “‘My Generation’ – The Who.”
What Record Can’t You Stand?
K: “Agadoo.”
G: “Lion Sleeps Tonight’ – Tight Fit.”
What Record Did You Lose Your Virginity To?
K: “Agadoo.”
G: “‘It’s A Mystery’ by Toyah.”
Name Three Of Your Biggest Influences…
K: “Pele, alcohol and my mum.”
G: “Sex, drugs and rock n roll”
Who Would Play You In ‘Hoxton Whores The Movie’?
K: Marlon Brando as The Godfather is a classic film.”
G: “Ron Jeremy.”
What’s Your Dream?
K: “To have no hassles in life, three lovely kids, and a constant smile on my face.”
G: “To do what I want.”
How Do You Escape?
K: “Climb over the wall and leg it as fast as you can.”
G: “Reading all the Sunday papers, sitting on the bog”
What Is Your Favourite Possession?
K: “The stash of Viagra in my wardrobe.”
G: “My daughter, Mia.”
What Is Your Life Philosophy?
K: “To live life to the max and party, party, party!”
G: “To treat people how you want to be treated.”
What’s In Your Pockets?
K: “My hands. It’s freezing in here.”
G: “Looks like some crushed up chalk, 47p and my mobile.”
If You Were An Animal, What Animal and Why?
K: “A great white shark – so I can terrorise you.”
G: “A flea so I can irritate the fuck out of people.”
You Are Having A Party, Whom Dead Or Alive Is On The Guest List?
K: “Hugh Hefner and his entourage.”
G: “James Dean, Elvis and Hitler.”
When Was The Last Time You Embarrassed Yourself?
K: “When I farted on the train this morning.”
G: “Looking at my dick in the mirror this morning.”
Tell Us Something That We Don’t Know About the Hoxton Whores:
K: “I used to be a girl.”
G: “I sold my soul to the devil.”
Cream Vs Hoxtons ‘Sunshine Of Your Love’ is out now.
