Friday January 15th
Riot! – The Classic Rave Up @ Matter, London 10pm-6am
Whistle posses, glow stick crews, bandana b-boys, Vicks masseurs, air horn loudalists – here’s your ticket for one big fuck off New Year allnighter. Lisa Pin Up, Anne Savage, BK, Pete Wardwman, Slipmatt, Andy Farley, Ian M, Scott Attrill, Ed Real, Aaron James and Mat G making us all go loop the fucking loo

Friday January 15th
The White House, London
Sarf London gets a sunshine dose of Mr Ibiza Jonathan Ulysses displaying his wondrous Balearic music.

Friday January 15th
Sankeys, Manchester
Big one for early January. Jo Jo De Freq, Brodinski and Boy 8 Bit.

Friday January 15th
The Big Chill House, London
Really picking up speed now, Allez-Allez and ZNTN ensuring mucho people

Saturday January 16th
Purrfect – The Retox Party @ The Space, Leeds
Electro House in da house with The mighty Loose Cannons

Saturday January 16th
Winter Lashes @ Helsinki, Leicester
Lisa Lashes showing off her big boobs and big beats…

Saturday January 16th
Hed Kandi @ The Fez Club, Cambridge
Fit, posh girls and happy house sounds. Boys, get your condoms in sharpish…

Saturday January 16th
Good Times @ The Orange Rooms, Southampton
Shit town. Great party. Mr Norman Jay steps up to the plate.

Saturday January 16th
Pure @ Dundee University
The mad man returns. The Prodigy’s Leeroy Thornhill smashing up Scotland.

Saturday January 16th
Singles Together Disco @ The MilburnLeisure Centre, Hull. 8.30-11.30pm.
Juuuuuuuuuuuuuust had to put this in. It’s Margaret’s 60th Birthday party, there’s a buffet and it’s for singles, divorced, widowed or seperated people – but hey, no jeans or trainers allowed.