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The Dancefloors To Get Plastered This Weekend…

Friday February 5th
One of A Kind presents…@ Liquid, Swindon.

I can’t big this one up enough. Sub Focus in the house.

Friday February 5th
The Concorde, Brighton.

Just for comedy value. Dave Pearce and Judge Jules.

Friday February 5th
Fuse @ Club Berlin, Edinburgh.
Kissy Sell Out smashing it out.

Friday February 5th
Cevans, Epsom, Surrey.
The first time I ever went to Epsom was to watch The Minstrel win The Derby in 1977. What a day standing on my dad’s car roof. I’m not even going into his owner Robert Sangster’s affair with Mick Jagger’s bint Jerry Hall, it was just a cracking race with my old fishing partner Lester Piggot on board. Oh the tales I could tell you about Perch. Anyway back to business, Nicky Blackmarket, a back to back sesh with Gumbo and Pick N’ Mix, Friskie, MC Skibadee and DJ Riley bringing home the drum n’ bass bacon.

Friday February 5th
The Gallery @ The Ministry of Sound, Londonb
Mauro Picotto ensuring a chilly crowd queuing up in Elephant & Castle.

Friday February 5th
Deja Vu @ The Asylum, Hull
Not sure about this one. Pete Tong headlining. Oh go on then!

Saturday February 6th
Brixton Jamm, London
Ladies and Gentleman, may we announce a DJ set from Basement Jaxx…

Saturday February 6th
Chibuku Shake Shake @ BarFly, Liverpool
Ten years in – what a great night and really cool people behind it all. Crookers, Shy Fx, David “Ram Jam” Rodigan, Emalkay, The Others (Dub Police), Rich Furness – and loads more…

Saturday February 6th
DJ Scotty’s Birthday Bash @ Busby’s, West Bromwich
Ever been to your Gran’s 80th birthday party. That would be more fun.

Sunday February 7th
Fat Martin’s Sunday Piss Up, Holyport.
Always worth a wander into this place of debauchery.

Sunday February 7th
Sunday Sessions @ TGF Churchills, Southend on Sea
I bonked the ugliest, fattest girl in Southend who was wearing a rubber dress. Hopefully Brandon Block will provide better entertainment.