The Ministry of Sound Weekend, London, Friday November 21st/Saturday 22nd.

A motherfucker of a two day bender awaits us at a club finally getting their act again after all these years. Friday checks us in with trance awards madness with Judge Jules, Tall Paul, Deep Groove, Marc Vedo, Thrill Seekers, Lange and Sied Van Riel up and about. Saturday sees Subliminal Sessions with Eric Morillo and Steve Angello putting some restoration of nice music into the ears of the people who had to listen to bang bang the night before.

The Big Reunion, Butlins, Bognor Regis on Friday November 21st – Sunday 23rd + Friday November 28th – Sunday November 30th.

What sounded like the worst idea EVER, has actually turned into a great event. Reverend In The Making, a Pendulum DJ set, The Enemy, Tidy Boys, Anne Savage, Goldie, Shortee Blitz, The Bishops, Fabio, Tim Westwood, Steve Lawler, Rob Tissera, Steve Sutherland and many many more… 0844 871 6633.

Sounds of Ibiza at Riverbank, Reading on Friday November 21st.

I used to live in a village near Reading. Still not over it mind. Anyway here’s the first of this week’s shithole’s to avoid. So first up – a ‘Sounds of Ibiza’ night – in Reading where there have just been some stabbings – with DJs that are probably in their nappies. Total rubbish.

The Tenerife Workers Reunion Party at Club Revolution, Walsall on Friday November 21st.

No words needed. Just avoid.

The Pukka Up Ibiza Boat Party Reunion – Liverpool on Friday November 21st.

So you two up above, this is how you do a reunion. If you saw Living TV this summer you’ll know that these parties are mayhem. Up the River Mersey and then down to Garlands for the afters. Crazy clubbers in fancy dress, proper house music and just, well, lovely people…

The Sugar Shack 15th Birthday Party, Middlesbrough on Friday November 21st.

Two words… Absolute chaos.

‘On The Real’ at Bar Rumba, London on Saturday November 22nd.

Grab a ticket to Picadilly, hand over a tenner to a Polish beauty on the door and get ready to groove to Soul II Soul’s Jazzie B, Kiss FM’s Shortee Blitz & DJ MK plus resident Spin Doctor. Jazzie B has sold over 8.6 million album sales throughout the world, I think he knows his shit huh?

Seasons Presents… at Club 69, Paisley on Saturday November 22nd.

The master of techno Dave Angel swings in to Paisley for a musical treat.

Atomic Jam 13th Birthday at The Q Club, Birmingham on Saturday November 22nd.

Five years since the Birmingham warriors  last threw a party here, their ancestral home. Loads of amazing DJs, Joey Beltram, Speedy J, Doc Scott, Ben Sims, Heatthrob live, Ade Fenton all in the house at is quite possibly the most amazing venue in the country.

‘Another Sunday at Dingwalls’, London on Sunday November 23rd.

Wowzer. Shit on a stick. Giles Peterson and Patrick Forge get back together to spin jazz that made Camden the bohemian place it has become. See you in the middle…