What’s The Best Night Out You’ve ever Had?
Chester: The one I cant remember probably….
Louis: Manu Chau at Glastonbury…. One of the best live gigs I’ve ever seen in my life, followed by a night of revelry that you would expect….
What’s Your Favourite Club?
C: That’s a hard question to answer really! My favorite club is the one where the soundman is on point and you can get away with a fly smoke in the toilets.
L: Depends what for really:
– For culture – Ronnie Scott’s
– For layout – Pacha in Ibiza
– For women – The Flying Scotsman (Kings Cross)
What’s Your Favourite Record Of All-time?
C: I can’t choose one record for all time, I have many different records and they’re like my kids – you got to love them all the same! My favorite record right now is an O.V. Wright compilation….
L: Shit that’s hard to pin down…Miles Davis – Kind of Blue??
What Record Can’t You Stand?
C: I can’t stand Ant and Dec’s ‘Let’s Get Ready To Rumble’, they gave Geordie hip-hop a bad name.
L: Any thing by James Cunt, I mean Blunt.
What Record Did You Lose Your Virginity To?
C: Ha Ha, I do believe it was Al Green so its not so bad, well it wasn’t for me anyway…
L: Total silence, in my best mate’s mum and dad’s bed
What Was The Last Record You Bought?
C: Last record I bought was a soundtrack called ‘Murf The Surf’, or something like that
L: RedMan- Round Here We Blow Trees.
Name Three Of Your Biggest Influences…..
C: Drugs, women and the life that comes with that combination of things…
L: George Clinton / Lee Scratch / Dre
Who Would Play You In ‘Chester P & Louis Slipperz – The Movie’
C: I would have to play myself…. for real only I can do me!
L: Slipperz: Paul Newman cos he the man / Chester: Bob Dylan
What’s Your Dream?
C: That one day I stop having nightmares.
L: TOTAL VERLD DOMINATION YA!!
How Do You Escape?
C: There is no escape I just divert the matter at hand until it comes back at me.
L: In a giant bowl of jerk chicken while the guards aren’t looking.
What Is Your Favourite Possession?
C: My portable, battery operated record player.
L: My sanity. I keep it in a little wooden box in my attic.
What Is Your Life Philosophy?
C: Never look down on any one, unless you’re helping them up
L: Don’t waste your life looking at the little screens provided by the men in white coats… Go outside and play some frisbee.
What’s In Your Pockets?
C: I got a pocket full of empty at the minute other than my hand feeling around its thoroughly empty
L: A large selection of tropical moths (and some big holes)
If You Were An Animal, What Animal and Why?
C: I would have to be a bird of some sort, just to feel what flying feels like. Dunno what bird mind you – as long as it’s not a jail bird
L: A Giant deep sea squid… To take out a whole fleet of nuclear submarines
You Are Having A Party, Whom Dead Or Alive Is On The Guest List?
C: all my people who past on to a better place will be there, Aldous Huxley, Ghandi, Eliphas Levi, Old Dirty Bastard, Screaming Jay Hawkins and all you guys
L: Dali and Dylan talking with Monk and Mingus, Marilyn Monroe getting chatted up Marilyn Manson. Bruce Lee keeping check on the front door while Captain Beefheart serves magic punch at the bar.
When Was The Last Time You Embarrassed Yourself?
C: The last time I drank so much I cant remember anything.
L: The last time I tried to freestyle when I was drunk…
Tell Us Something That We Don’t Know About Chester P / Louis Slipperz…
C: Okay – I nearly died from scarlet fever as a young’un in the West Indies, Monserrat to be precise…. but amen I made it! Love and peace, Chessmonster
L: Slipperz also plays in his brother’s band Elmore Judd, who have just released a new album on Honest Johns records called Insect Funk…. Go get that shit!!!!
