One’s To Watch
The Boardroom

So the album you collaborated with Andrew Weatherall put out on Rotters Golf, what was that like making? Andrew is one of the biggest music heads in the world...
“We were very fortunate to have The Chairman on board…Obviously with The Boardroom based inside The Rotters Golf Club we had our nine irons at the ready for any activity on the green. It proved to be a great meeting of minds so we seemed to have scored a hole in one.”

So a new free party kicking off at the end of January…what can we expect?
“At The Boardroom presents ‘The Agenda’ @ East Village on the last Thursday of the month, Executives will be presenting to prospective shareholders the finest results of our daily meetings, before they are released into the general market.  We also have a selection of outstanding Associates who will be joining us for these meetings, to ensure policy stays at the highest level.”

What are your biggest Top 10 Tunes in your box right now?

1. The Prophecy ‘E.S.C.’ – Unreleased
2. Versatile  ‘Nikitin & Semikashev –  Robotronic
3. House Of God ‘D.H.S.’ (Martin Landsky Remix) – Poker Flat
4. The Brood  ‘Fairplay’ – Unreleased
5. ‘Shack 54’  Two Lone Swordsmen (E.S.C. Remix) – Rotters Golf Club
6. ‘Total Departure’ Christian Smith & John Selway – Total Departure (Nihad Tule Remix) – Drumcode
7. ‘The Legacy’ – E.S.C. (Andrew Weatherall Remix) – Rotters Golf Club
8. ‘Disco Expectations’ Conman – Unreleased
9. Tesla ‘Radical Maji[k – Unreleased
10. Paul Janes & Sterling Moss ‘Stalker’ – Hardasfunk

Best tune of 2008?
“‘Little Bit Of Feel Good’ by Jamie Lidell (Mr Oizo Remix)”

What’s the story behind the name?
“Everybody knows what the Boardroom is – it’s the nerve centre where all important decisions are made.  Rich tea or malted milk?”

First record bought?
“‘Nine By Nine’ –  electric violin at its finest.”

Who out of the band is the worst travelling around the UK with and why?
“It is firmly understood while we are on business we adhere to co-ordinated movements and therefore travel can remain relatively simple.  When office hours are over then we can all be responsible for the deluge of chaos that will follow…”

What is swinging round 2009 from you all?
“Apart from the pendulum of the grandfather, there are numerous projects emerging from every corner of The Boardroom.  As well as The Agenda, a multitude of work should be emerging over the coming months.  Keep an eye on www.myspace.com/theboardroomuk and Facebook group ‘Boardroom Meetings’ for all related info…

Celebrity Big Brother – what a load of toss?
“I think the little man in it would be handy to have around as our office junior to make the tea.”

So you have been described as a mix of Electronic Funk and dubbed out Balearic Disco. Thoughts on that and what was the looniest party you have rocked out to in Ibiza?
“More Post-cosmoidian furturistic mind weep, it’s a new language. But the looniest party in Ibiza? Can’t really let you in on that secret can I?  That would be tantamount to industrial espionage…”

James Moss (E.S.C.)
Boardroom Executive