Shiva @ The White House, London on Friday August London 7th.
A legend so big that even the promoters of ‘Shiva’ promise they will be lying on the floor and bowing at his feet. That legend is, Mr Marshall Jefferson, known throughout the world for his house music – and also his genre-defining anthem, ‘Move Your Body’. Those immortal words ‘Gotta Have House Music’ are his. Watch the master at work.
Mognetic in association with Smokin Vinyl’s 5th Birthday @ The Custard Factory, Birmingham on Friday August 7th.
Three areas dogz. Drum N’ Bass in da club with Randall back to back with Bailey alongside Break, Serum and Sabre. Poolside it’s Electro mash up with A1 Bassline and Bass Weazal whilst in The Kitchen a Dubstep and Breakz mash up.
Tortured Garden @ The Colosseum, London on Friday August 7th.
The ‘Underwater Ball’ with this twisted event’s annual Beach Freak Beauty Pageant plus twisted performances by Octopussy Bondage star Amrita and a live Sushi Girl, a Sea-Side Burlesque show, underwater Love Visuals and four themed rooms. Plus Fetish, Burlesque, Body Art, Drag, SM, Uniform, Medical, Militaria, Berlin Kabaret, Boudoir, Moulin Rouge , Venice Carnival, Circus, Electro Freak and Steam Punk everywhere you look.
The Blast @ The Thekla, Bristol on Friday August 7th.
The good ship sways to old skool choonz courtesy of Ratpack, MumDance, 16 Bit and Smutlee.
Bobby & Steve presents @ Herbal, London on Saturday August 8th.
Club Classics, Funky House, Electro House, Soulful House, Deep House, US House and Old Skool House – two years after celebrating two glorious years they are back. Funkie P, Pablo Martinez, The Vinyl Vixens and Craze make it a party getting started…right?
The Little Beach Boutique @ Blue Bar Fistral, Newquay on Saturday August 8th.
A one off special in this fantastic new venue over looking Fistral Beach, Johnny Young, Tim Nice & Evil Genius bringing you the finest house music starting of nice deep & mellow as we wait for the sun to set over Fistral then things will hot up with quality house, tech house, dirty house and electro. The best bit it is all free.
And here are two shit holes…
Simone’s 18th at Rochford Hundred Rugby Club, Southend on Sea on Saturday August 8th.
Need I say more?
Bass Pollution @ 4 Tunes, Telford on Friday August September 7th.
Some MC Battle. In Telford, a place where I got off with the worst looking bird ever, she had pubes all the way down her legs.