FREEFORM FIVE

What’s The Best Night Out You’ve ever Had?
The ones I can’t remember probably…

What’s Your Favourite Club?
Fabric, Paris Paris, Popscene, Lux, D-Edge, Week End etc. etc.

What’s Your Favourite Record Of All-time?
Esther Phillips ‘Home Is Where The Hatred Is’.

What Record Can’t You Stand?
The Bush administration’s foreign policy record, or anything by Skrewdriver. They’re both pretty much the same.

What Record Did You Lose Your Virginity Too?
The sound of drunken teenage fumbling.

What Was The Last Record You Bought?
Frank Hebly ‘De Tuinslangboogie’

Name Three Of Your Biggest Influences…..
Wine, women and song.

Who Would Play You In ‘FREEFORM FIVE’ The Movie’
Some giant freak.

What’s Your Dream?
That I don’t wake up before the best bit.

How Do You Escape?
I wish I could, but as Teddy sang, ‘you can’t hide from yourself.’

What Is Your Favourite Possession?
Neve 53 series mixing desk.

What Is Your Life Philosophy?
Try your best not to fuck it up.

What’s In Your Pockets?
Nothing because I’m writing this naked – life is great isn’t it?

If You Were An Animal, What Animal and Why?
A manatee. They have all the fun, trust me.

You Are Having A Party, Whom Dead Or Alive Is On The Guest List?
Larry Levan, Larry David, Larry Sanders.

When Was The Last Time You Embarrassed Yourself?
About two seconds ago when I admitted to being naked.

Tell Us Something That We Don’t Know About ‘FREEFORM FIVE ‘
My left foot is bigger than my right – but only marginally.

“No More Conversations” is released on 14th May on Apollo / Island Records on download. It will also be available on 12” and 2 CDS from Monday May 21st.