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The Gallery presents… @ The Ministry of Sound, London on Friday August 14th.
Mauro Picotto ripping the shit out of it. Boom boom boom. This guy clips the shit.

Be Fridays @ The Be Bar, Bournemouth on Friday August 14th.
Proudly presenting British progressive house duo The Hoxton Whores fresh from their Monday night ‘Whorehouse’ residency at Eden in Ibiza. Wanna dance – you came to the right place.

Garuda @ Sankeys, Manchester on Friday August 14th.
Brilliant party for you lot. Above And Beyond smashing the trance lasers and Fergie, just doing what he does – one of the best DJs in the world who can read a crowd and smash it in your face. Match point Fergie.

The Tiger Chilli Crab Festival @ The Honey Club, Brighton on Saturday August 15th & Sunday August 16th.
Breaks in your face. After three successful events in London, Tiger Beer has taken their ‘Chilli Crab Festival’ on tour. Throughout August, the tour visits cities across the UK in a custom-made Tiger Chilli Crab van. It’s a festival on wheels which may sound a bit weird, but let’s throw the dice. Brighton’s finest – Kidda (Skint Records), Hereldeduke, the Schtumm! DJs and Michael Morph will be playing throughout the day on Saturday and Johnny Rocks is putting in a set with Schtumm! on Sunday. This is what makes the UK cool as fuck.

Timbuk2, Bristol on Saturday August 15th.
One of DMC’s Stress Records’ pioneers – Mr Anthony Pappa splashes into our west country. The thing about this Australian legend is that he is a perfectionist – you pay your money, you get your dues. He may have the biggest eyebrows in dance music, but hey, you can’t have everything. Three decks, three decks on the roll…

DJ Lottie’s Wedding (not telling you where) on Saturday August 15th.
The lovely Lottie finally tying the knot with Wall of Sound boss Mark Jones – the wedding of the year. Get in there.

Saturdays @ 1203, Plymouth on Saturday August 15th.
The South West of England is a funny place. I once went out to a club with Sasha and someone came up to him and poured a bottle of Coke over his head. Hey, we had a laff about it and his driver gave the guy a smack in his chops, but still, a weird place. Anyway – if you fancy taking loads of you know what’s and dancing like your dad, DJs tonight will be spinning Hard Dance courtesy of K-Front, Loki… oh and some other nobodies… here’s your weekend monging museum.

See ya.