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Where To Get Trashed and Smashed This Weekend…

Friday November 27th
Pressure 11th Birthday @ The Arches, Glasgow.
Seminal night. 2500 people in the house. Rocking to Slam, Boys Noize, Carl Craig, Ben Sims, Nathan Fake playing live and Cassy. Get the fuck in there.

Friday November 27th
The Lightning Tree, Windsor
Dan Prince and Windsor DJ legend Martin Madigan back to back warming up for the big Windsor 40th Birthday.

Friday November 27th
The Gallery @ The Ministry of Sound
Eddie Halliwell mushing it up…

Saturday November 28th
Gods Kitchen @ Air, Birmingham
Hmmm. Not too sure whether this one will be busy or not. Eric Prydz, Sander Kleinenbery, Paul Thomas, Plump DJs and Micky Slim. Shit, is it worth a night out? I don’t want to be dancing on my own.

Saturday November 28th
Back To Basics 18th Birthday @ My House, Leeds.
Well this will be a quiet one. A Kaiser Chiefs DJ set, a Pigeon Detectives DJ set, The Sunshine Underground, Andrew Weatherall, Ivan Smagghe, Ralph Lawson, Huggy, James Holroyd, Buckley and Dave Beer (of course). Book the week off work.

Saturday November 28th
Junk, Southampton
I hate clubs who do ‘Ibiza Reuions’ when the nearest the promoters or owners get to Ibiza is watching those shit programmes on Sky. However, even though Southampton is one of the dullest towns on the planet, tonight could be kinda good. A Circo Loco night with DC10 superstar Tania Vulcano zooming over.

Saturday November 28th
The Union, Dundee
I hope she’s got a warm bra on. Lisa Lashes bouncing them out.

Saturday November 28th
Suju, Swindon.
Hate this city. Would rather go to prison than live here. But tonight the Fierce Angel crew brings some rays of sunshine to this mundane, place of shit. Club classics, Funky House, Electro, Hip Hop courtesy of K Klass – where have these boys been?

Saturday November 28th
Bar 1, Sunderland
I did crack with Allister Whitehead in Bristol once. He’s a nice lad and plays lovely records…

Sunday November 29th
Liquid/Envy, Portsmouth
Calvin Harris headlining. Monday at work in Portsmouth? You’re having a laff.