Heard any good rumours lately?
The Cheeky Girls have different dads!!
What’s the best night out you’ve ever had?
A pool party at Michael Barrymore’s
What’s your favourite club?
Electric Chair, Keep it Unreal, One Tree Island, Sub Club….
What’s your favourite record of all time?
Miles Davis, ‘Kind of Blue’
What record can’t you stand?
‘Mistletoe and Wine’ Cliff Richard (moodyman dub)
What record did you loose your virginity to?
‘Wir sind Gabba’ by Armand van Hilter.
What was the first record that you bought?
‘Ghost Town’ the Specials
What was the last record that you bought?
‘Far East Suite’ Duke Ellington
What’s you favourite record shop?
Kingbee, Chorlton, Manchester. Record Palace, Amsterdam
Name your three biggest influences?
Paranoia, guilt and self loathing.
What’s your poison?
Rohypnol
Who would play you in ‘INSERT NAME’ the movie?
Me; i need the cash!
What’s your dream?
That I haven’t woken up yet.
How do you escape?
By dislocating a shoulder.
What is your favourite possession?
A 1950’s K Zildjian cymbal.
What’s your greatest passion other than music?
People.
What / Who makes you laugh?
Generally things that other people don’t find very funny.
When was the last time you committed a crime?
When I last lit up!
What is your life philosophy?
Aspire to be average
What is the best piece of advice that you have been given?
Never give an honest answer.
What is in your pockets?
My hands.
If you were an animal what animal would you be and why?
A pit bull of course.
You are having a party whom, dead or alive is on the guest list?
Definitely the dead, that way I can dominate conversation and don’t have to queue for the loo.
When was the last time that you embarrassed yourself?
The last time anybody took me seriously
Tell us something that we don’t know about Dubble D?
I once gave Ivan Smaghhe a haircut whilst blindfolded.
