Friday December 19th
The Whitehouse, Clapham, London.
It’s Christmas time, Seb Fontaine likes a drink, he has some mad mates, nice venue…yup, cancel Saturday night out. A nice crisp ten pound note will gain you access through the doors…
God’s Kitchen White Christmas Party @ Air, Birmingham.
This will block the roads. An absolute heaver is on the cards as the World’s biggest DJ Arman Van Buuren returns to Air alongside Menno de Jong, Micky Slim, Paul Thomas and a whole host more…Armin then zooms down to The Gallery at The Ministry of Sound.
That Thing @ Dakota, Cheltenham.
I love Cheltenham. I think I have never been more pissed in my life anywhere in the world than Cheltenham. I broke a leg here once and Dirty Vegas’s Paul Harris got glassed on the same night in a bar. I slept in a Wendy House in the hospital with my leg in plaster whilst Paul had stitches put in his face. Anyway, tonight should be different, The Stanton Warriors are here in force.
Team Love at Motion, Bristol.
Big night out for the Bristol massive. The 100 Suns Soundsystem featuring James Holden, 3D from Massive Attack and James Lavelle. Huge.
Ghost, Northampton.
Cool Breaks, Drum N’Bass / Jungle night hitting one of the biggest shit hole’s in the UK with Pendulum’s DJ Speed on the one’s and two’s alongside MC Verse.
Saturday December 20th
Colours Christmas Party @ The Arches, Glasgow.
Start queuing now. Eric Morillo is in the house.
Fabric, London.
Great to see John Digweed turning up the bass at one of the best sound systems in the world. Even if he does still bring his own sandwiches with him to munch on.
Flawless 4th Birthday @ Koko, London.
Camden gets ready for a really special party. Seamus Haji nips up from Brighton to present some soulful house, electro and deep house vibes with Gordon Edge.
Hed Kandi @ Bohemia, Torquay
I once spent a night getting my rocks off with some dodgy girl in a car park in Torquay. But that’s enough about Cilla Black. Girls get your best clobber out because this is gonna be the best party Torquay has seen this year. And get those armpits shaved ‘cos it’s hands in the air tonight…
Insight presents Sourpuss’s 8th Birthday @ Cuba, Lancaster.
Who the fuck has ever been to Lancaster? Nicky Blackmarket will ram this though with a superb set of Breaks, Drum N’ Bass and Dubstep.”
