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Friday January 29th
Vote dnb 7 @ Mode, Worcester
Midnight ’til dawn

Grooverider in the house. This man who grew up on Reggae, Hip Hop, R&B, House and Disco and is now recognised as numero uno in the Drum N’ bass world hits the west country for a smash up. Let’s stop talking about Dubai – and concentrate on his music.

Friday January 29th
Hed Kandi @ The Honey Cluib, Brighton
Nice looking birds and bloles in fancy togs. great uplifting House music supplied by Phil Faversham, Andy Daniels, Brett Allen and the Plastik Philosophy crew. All set in a beautiful venue.

Friday January 29th
Black Rabbit vx Southern Fried Records @ The Masons Arms, London
Big pre ‘Snowbombing’ party. Expect to her the all mighty sounds from Cagedbaby, music to make your feet move from Nathan Detroit, some bouncing beats from Guy Williams and a naughty twist from Bone,  this sounds like one hell of a party. When you add the girls… Discos finest Sophie Lloyd and the one they call Cashmere Misfit, in steps the glamour. And we’ve all just been paid so loads of money for naughties…

Friday January 29th
Audio @ The Shoe, Durham
When one of clubland’s favourite’s Rob Tissera was lying on his bunk bed as a kid with his pyjamas on, do you think he was thinking, one day Rob, I’ll be a big DJ and play at places like The Shoe in Durham. No, me neither.

Friday January 29th
The Horatia Opening Party, London
Faze Action keeping it funky y’all.

Friday January 29th
TwiceasNice @ Lava Ignite, Bournemouth
Big night for Britain’s Ibiza town, get your trainers n’ heels readt for BBC 1xtra’s Rampage headlining.

Friday January 29th
Brixton Jamm, London
A very special DJ set from Orbital’s Phil Hartnoll.

Saturday January 30th
Total Mayhem vs The Timelords 4th Birthday @ The Fridge, London.
Birmingham’s finest, Mr Andy Farley steps in for some crunching beats.

Saturday January 30th
Circus @ The The Masque, Liverpool
Yousef returns with a belter. Tiefschwarz, Lewis Boardman, Vitalic and Scott Lewis ramming the gurners in.

Saturday January 30th
The Oakfold Social Club, Reading
When one of clubland’s favourite’s Eddy Temple Morris was lying on his bunk bed as a kid with his pyjamas on, do you think he was thinking, one day Eddy, I’ll be a big DJ and play at places like The Oakfold Social Club in Reading. No, me neither.

Saturday January 30th
Dick And Fanny @ The Star of Bethnall Green, London.
Had to put this in just for the name. Apparently the place has had a new lick of paint and the DJs include Holestar, Miss Bailey and Severino. Personally though, I would rather crouch in the middle of the road naked waiting for an articulated lorry to drive over me than go here.

Saturday January 30th
Liquid & Life, Cardiff
Well this will please the taxi drivers of Cardiff in the early hours of Sunday morning. Above & Beyond ensuring a packed house.

Saturday January 30th
Crash Masquerade Ball @ Crash Manor, Plymouth
This looks a corker. Richard Durand who was one of the highest cliumbers in the DJ Mag Top 100 poll last year joined by rising star Davey Asprey all in a masquerade setting. Shame it’s Plymouth, the girls are pigs.

Saturday January 30th
Bounce @ Basement 45, Bristol
Micky Slim rsmmin’ ’em in.This lad is gonna be huge.

Saturday January 30th
The over 30ths Disco/Dance Party @ The Monkey Island Hotel, Bray.
DMC’s Martin Madigan – this is the one you’ve been waiting for!!!!!
Well, I’ll just let the venue explain…”Singles and couples aged 30s to 60s welcome! Top DJ playing YOUR kind of music and requests from 8.30pm till 1am. Reasonable bar prices, excellent dance floor, friendly atmosphere, free car parking. The Hotel is situated on its own island on the River Thames – access from car park via a footbridge beside the small hexagonal hut. Don’t miss our Monthly Raffle Draw here tonight!” – see Madders, we knew we’d find you a girlfriend!