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Where to gurn like a fool this weekend…

Friday September 4th
Raw Filth @ Club Mango, Reading
I like Judge Jules Jules. Been out to dinner with him a hundred times, booked him for my clubs more times than I can remember. Playing in Reading? Well, Jules, it’s not Ibiza is it?

Friday September 4th.
Grape Vine Speed Social, Clapham, London, 
Fuck me  I have gone to heaven. The perfect start to your weekend, and the ideal alternative to speed dating, you aren’t expected to know anything about wine, just enjoy tasting it and meeting new people. Your night includes:
– Tasting 6 different glasses of wine
– Meeting up to 40 singles
– Quiz with prizes to be won
– Tasty tapas – Private bar

Saturday/Sunday September 5th-6th
The Jersey Live Music Festival
This year sees The Royal Jersey Show Grounds come alive to, Club Classics, Jackin House, Electro House, Fidgit House, Tech House, Electro, Big Beat, Breaks, Liquid Drum and Bass, Jungle, Indie, Rock, Punk and Acoustic  with – oh my – Basement Jaxx, Andy C, Annie Nightingale, Dizzee Rascal, 2Many Djs, DJ Yoda, The Doves, Jack Penate – need I go on? Grab your tents whistle posse.

Saturday September 5th
The UV Skool Disco & MCs Livelees Leaving Party @ Cheese And Pickle in The Buck Sports Bar, Lichfield.
Three quid in. DJs Spoondangler and Perace M. Does your mum need her washing line putting up? This is the night to do it.

Saturday September 5th
Arti & Matt Baby Boombastic Babydown, The Thames Valley.
Remember the days when the M25 rocked the London massive? This is a secret, find it if you can – partying in the countryside hosted by two of the original diamond lights. These are the two of of the biggest party organisers, ever. I went to one of their parties back in 2008 – they had dwarves on stilts, a bouncy castle full of marsh mellows and a man who DJ’d whilst balancing a potato on his nose. Do not miss this one  – it’ll rock ’til dickory dock.

Saturday September 5th
Global House Sessions @ The Loop Lounge, London.
House, Electro, Breaks and Alternative Electronic After the success of the London Launch night with StoneBridge at Loop Lounge, Global House Sessions returns for another night of the finest house and electro. Gracing the decks this time round is one of the main men responsible for changing the face of dance music….LEEROY THORNHILL. Leeroy was one of the founding members of undoubtedly the biggest dance act of all time “THE PRODIGY”, producing tracks including Out of Space, No Good, Charley and Smack My Bitch Up. He will be spinning some classic Prodigy tunes as well as new breaks, beats and electro.

Thursday 10th, The Orb @ Arch 635, London
The Orb will make the live debut of their ace new album ‘Baghdad Batteries’ (and some old faves). Expect the full psychedelic, sensory overload that transcends your average live show and venue, resulting in a truly unique Orient experience. The evening will feature eight projectors, two large screens plus  entire audience will become a human screen. On entry each ticket-holder will be given an exclusive, numbered white overalls onto which a visual spectacle will be projected. Dr Paterson and Thomas Fehlmann in da house. Cosmic yes?